Horpin' the Dorp

I love the way elections turn my supposedly intelligent peers into warring tribes of chimpanzees.

When I say I love it, I really mean it reminds me of why I have always wanted to be a hermit.

tsubamepro:

My living room just laughed hysterically over this. XD

tsubamepro:

My living room just laughed hysterically over this. XD

People who pour milk into the bowl before they pour the cereal

epic-humor:

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Hey

It makes sense if you’re running out of milk and you want to see how much you have left so you can pour your cereal accordingly

Just sayin’

ximune:

did-you-kno:

Source

I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was the scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher and her father. Her own mother thought she was pregnant.I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

That’s really impressive. Now I’m dying to know how much differently her boyfriend was treated by comparison.

ximune:

did-you-kno:

Source

I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was the scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher and her father. Her own mother thought she was pregnant.

I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.

The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

That’s really impressive. Now I’m dying to know how much differently her boyfriend was treated by comparison.

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

i express my feelings through other peoples text posts

brownley:

Best movie drinking game: Attach a mustache to the screen. Drink when it lines up.

brownley:

Best movie drinking game: Attach a mustache to the screen. Drink when it lines up.

camillesaurus:

dirtytalkinginenochian:

Two bloggers went outside


that’s it that’s the joke

it’s an inside joke

thesass-ler:

I am going to knit a scarf that just says “I am so fucking done” and wear it for the rest of my existence