Horpin' the Dorp
herromichie:

the-unvarnished-truth:

the unvarnished truth has been known to transform her body into rubber. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others and she rides a stupendous plane into battle, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. the unvarnished truth is known for her spectacular flexibility. Shamefully, the unvarnished truth is well-known for being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

michie has mastered the ability to create dust out of thin air (WOW). She boasts a super vision and she is protected from damage by body armor. michie has learned to tunnel through solid fire and she has been known to communicate with giraffes verbally. She likewise has a reputation for an unimaginable array of useful gadgets, but only during a full moon. michie developed the talent to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to her will and she wrangles with combatants wielding an accurate energy blade that can force opponents into another plane of existence. Unfortunately, michie suffers from being kind of an asshole.how does it know me so well how?!?!

The Bear Ju is able to throw psionic death from its gloves toward any rival close by. Additionally, it has been known to become immovable. Shamefully, The Bear Ju is deathly afraid of octopi.
My greatest power:

herromichie:

the-unvarnished-truth:

the unvarnished truth has been known to transform her body into rubber. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others and she rides a stupendous plane into battle, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. the unvarnished truth is known for her spectacular flexibility. Shamefully, the unvarnished truth is well-known for being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

michie has mastered the ability to create dust out of thin air (WOW). She boasts a super vision and she is protected from damage by body armor. michie has learned to tunnel through solid fire and she has been known to communicate with giraffes verbally. She likewise has a reputation for an unimaginable array of useful gadgets, but only during a full moon. michie developed the talent to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to her will and she wrangles with combatants wielding an accurate energy blade that can force opponents into another plane of existence. Unfortunately, michie suffers from being kind of an asshole.

how does it know me so well 
how?!?!

The Bear Ju is able to throw psionic death from its gloves toward any rival close by. Additionally, it has been known to become immovable. Shamefully, The Bear Ju is deathly afraid of octopi.

My greatest power:

Reblog With an Irrational Fear

luckydee:

teegur:

momunofu:

I can beat all of you as far as irrationality goes

mine is

fruit

the sky at night. :T

medicine

Human beings

Does this invisible red thread look anything like the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

villianousstrawberry:

This is really cool!

Ryan Estrada has a tumblr and I’m not following it?!?

crocbonker:

urinate-n-exterminate:

crocbonker:

mintypaper:

did-you-kno:

Source

Huh.

Funny thing, I actually got carded buying wine today xD

did u no that short people like me look like they’re 12 and customers ask you if /you’re/ old enough to sell them alcohol

haha sorry but I am laughing at that image I confess xD

Oh.
So THAT’s why my parents look so young for their ages.

crocbonker:

urinate-n-exterminate:

crocbonker:

mintypaper:

did-you-kno:

Source

Huh.

Funny thing, I actually got carded buying wine today xD

did u no that short people like me look like they’re 12 and customers ask you if /you’re/ old enough to sell them alcohol

haha sorry but I am laughing at that image I confess xD

Oh.

So THAT’s why my parents look so young for their ages.

helenalevi:

cursedenthusiast:

Accurate description of Homestucks and nonHomestucks.

^^^

Accurate representation of Sable and me. 8I

helenalevi:

cursedenthusiast:

Accurate description of Homestucks and nonHomestucks.

^^^

Accurate representation of Sable and me. 8I

Sometimes, I fear that I unknowingly yell all my thoughts out loud, and everyone is just pretending that they don’t hear it.

fer1972:

Janne Parviainen 

1. At Night the Road Dissapears

2. Departure

3. Ascension

4. Siren’s Call

luckydee:

come on guys
donkey basketball
who’s in

Me!

luckydee:

come on guys

donkey basketball

who’s in

Me!

tleri:

Here you go, Justine.

Who’s that hot guy by your parents’ bed? :d

tleri:

Here you go, Justine.

Who’s that hot guy by your parents’ bed? :d